I was running across the Brooklyn Bridge just before noon today, tourists everywhere, weaving in and out of people, when I bit it.  The pedestrian crossing of the Bridge is made up of hundreds of one or two inch boards, so most of the crossing is literally a boardwalk.  And some times there is a bulge or warp in a board, and as I just happened to hit one at exactly the wrong angle, down I went in right in front of a group of European women.  I literally saw the word "humiliation" in big neon lights as I went down.  I popped right back up and went on my way with a smile and a wave.  I've a nice purple bruise on my palm and a scratch and bruise near my elbow and kneee, but the biggest injury was definitely to my pride.  Ah well, we all need a hit to the ego from time to time.  At least it wasn't on the pavement.
1 comment:
Ouch is right!
But just think about all those little pieces of New York that you're literally carrying with you ... oh wait. Never mind that's a terrible idea.
Shame about the European babes, though.
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